You stop class to mediate a disagreement that occurred while your 6th grade students were playing “fight club” in the boys’ bathroom.
In the staff room, a teacher approaches you and explains that two of your students wrapped bird shit in a candy wrapper and convinced a third student it was chocolate. You laugh a little.
You see one of your sixth graders drinking from the outside tap, despite the fact that students have been told a million times to drink the filtered water 20 paces away. Instead of scolding him, you say:
“Well, looks like you’re gonna get worms.”
You walk to the back of the class to find one kid laughing as his neighbor rocks out with his **** out. You decide that the humiliation of his sixth grade teacher seeing him masturbate is punishment in itself.
You have a group of students illustrate the adjectives “filling”, “more filling”, “most filling”, and the students draw 3 different sized glasses of beer. You refrain from saying, “That’s why I drink whiskey.”
A student writes a “Rape Song” instead of “Rap Song” and later titles a story “Magical Hores” instead of “Magical Horses”.